So as long as I can remember, I have always had the craziest dreams. They are often funny, so I'm going to start cataloging them here. This is the wacked out dream my brain gave me last night:
I was in disneyland, when Professor Snape came up to me, got on one knee and proposed. He took me by the hand and led me to an old rickety train, and we climbed aboard to go on our honeymoon. He was sick the whole time but I snuggled him and let him throw up in my purse? It was oddly tender.
After that we passed through some country lands and I noticed a metal cow and it's crying baby.
HOWEVER, the baby wasn't a calf, it was a pair of utters that was just floating their next to the cow wailing.
At this point my dream shifted, and I was just watching the cow and the crying sentient utters. They wandered across an old farmer who took pity and led them both to his farm house. He opened the door but inside there was a chained antro fox with a sharp stick! He was brandishing the stick and screaming "no! it's probably infected! It'll get to the herd! you can't let it in! I'll stab you!"
The farmer chucked and told Lenny (the angry fox) that he needed to calm down and stop being ridiculous and pushed past him leading the metal cow and utters. But as soon as the cow got through the door it went crazy and bit every cow in the place!
All the cows transformed into various monsters and together, ate the farmer and the crying utters. Lenny was screaming but after they finished eating them came up to him and said "Don't you get it? you're one of us now." and Lenny said "oh okay"
And that was my dream. I'll update whenever there is a new one! Thank you and good day.